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zuntar
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Posted: 04/08/2005 at 5:57pm | IP Logged Quote zuntar

Per your request. Be careful what you wish for ROFL....
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Posted: 04/08/2005 at 6:04pm | IP Logged Quote forumLurker

I thought the original looked familiar...now I know where I saw it.

('See, if you don't put plastic on it, it'll get dirty, and if you sit on it, the plastic'll get wrinkled, so why don't you sit on the floor?' ~Grandmother's reasoning. She had chairs kinda like this couch, only white...damned uncumfortable. My mother got the pair as heirlooms...we let the dog sleep on one, the other's in the basement.)
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Posted: 04/08/2005 at 6:53pm | IP Logged Quote Hurltim

OMG!!!! That is hysterical!!!

Hey, you could classify this as a trap: If your players are wearing shorts, you could call it "the sticky couch of death." Hobbits should't get a saving throw because they cant reach the floor!!!

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Posted: 04/08/2005 at 6:56pm | IP Logged Quote Hurltim

Or... the "Couch Lurker."

(Now ducking from Forum's retort...)

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Posted: 04/08/2005 at 7:43pm | IP Logged Quote forumLurker

No, seriously. These two chairs (of a design quite similar to this sofa...in fact, this might be the matching settee) were the only things in my great grandmother's apartment that wern't covered in that saran wrap stuff. And she never let anyone sit in them, cuz they were so expensive. And even if she did, they were so uncomfortable, your back would hurt for hours afterward. So, me being about 5, I just sat on the floor and ate the graciously provided Goldfish Crackers(TM) and stayed the hell away from the furniture.

They cost like 900 buxx each back in the early ninties. Now...one's a dog bed. (And yes, the dog finds it quite comfortable...she sleeps on it about 13 hours a day, which is about 2/3 of her sleep time. If you want, I can post pictures.)

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Or... the "Couch Lurker."

Hey, that reminds me of a Far Side cartoon...but No. No. Seriously. NO.     


(Ain't it too bad Kepli's missing out on all this fun? He'll never go on vacation again for fear of missing something!)
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Posted: 04/09/2005 at 5:46am | IP Logged Quote Cecil

well done!   

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Posted: 04/10/2005 at 11:35am | IP Logged Quote Kepli

Well done Zuntar ...

forumLurker wrote:
(Ain't it too bad Kepli's missing out on all this fun? He'll never go on vacation again for fear of missing something!)
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Yeah, I'm cancelling our vacation in juni RIGHT NOW ...

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Posted: 04/10/2005 at 12:30pm | IP Logged Quote forumLurker

Kepli wrote:
Well done Zuntar ...

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(Ain't it too bad Kepli's missing out on all this fun? He'll never go on vacation again for fear of missing something!)
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Yeah, I'm cancelling our vacation in juni RIGHT NOW ...

j/k....but if you really mean it, I'm sure we could use the maps and Keplifications.
Edit: juni is 'June' in anglais. Just fyi, since I know you're working on youre english. (My calender is multi-lingual, so I know the European versions of each month.
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Posted: 04/10/2005 at 12:48pm | IP Logged Quote Kepli

Oops, as if I would not know that juni = june. Just hung out with my Dutch friends too long this weekend

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